The best jokes from Pafnutiy

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Among the resources dedicated to travel and travelers, the site "29 Palms" stands out. One of his headings, "Anecdotes from Paphnutius", speaks of the versatility of the content of this blog. It is hosted by Pavel Aksenov, and it is dedicated to the memory of his friend Roman Trachtenberg. In addition to anecdotes from Paphnutius, "29 Palms" also contains humorous sections devoted to Jewish jokes and anecdotes told by another comrade Aksenova. This article published the best humorous works, placed under the heading Paphnutia.

Big business

One bandit says to another: "I read in the paper yesterday that the famous founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, also started in a garage with one soldering iron. Just like you and me!" His partner replies: "Yes, indeed! Only we always used an iron."

The beggar says: "Where do people get so much money from! So I collect bottles all day, but only enough for food. But there are those who buy themselves "Moskvich"!" A man drives a Moskvich and says, seeing a Mercedes parked by the side of the road: “Here are the people! The owner of the Mercedes gets into his car and says to his wife, who is sitting next to him: "Here, one of my friends has three cars: a Lexus, a Ferrari, and a Rolls-Royce. It is not clear where he got the money from." A deputy drives a Lincoln, looks at a Mercedes and a Moskvich and says: "I'll never know how people can buy cars under the laws that we issue?"

Issues of jokes from Pafnutiy are released daily. Each such collection contains about eleven masterpieces of folk art. The author of the rubric himself admits that the jokes he publishes are mostly old ones. Each issue focuses on a specific topic. According to his deep conviction, there are practically no new jokes that could successfully compete with time-tested examples.

Jokes from Pafnutius about medical workers

Call to the veterinary clinic: "Hello! Could you help my dog? She is very sick!" Dispatcher's voice: "Gender of the dog?" Caller: "No, the whole dog got sick, nothalf".

The off-season for workers in the trauma department is the period when the motorcyclists have already ended, and the skiers have not yet begun.

Family matters

A husband says to his wife: "Honey, I have two news for you. The first one is bad, and the second one is good. I have decided to leave you." The delighted wife says, "Well, now let's get the bad news."

A man tells his friend: “Oh, these women! You won’t understand what they need! For example, the last time my wife and I quarreled because, according to her, I can’t listen and something then there's more…"

From a conversation between two old friends: "My wife has a phenomenal memory! She remembers everything even better than an elephant. An elephant remembers only what really happened. And my wife remembers both what happened and what which never happened."

Funny jokes from Pafnutiy - this is a selection of the best, according to Pavel Aksenov, examples of folk humor of all times and peoples.

Unexpected questions

The son asks his father: "Dad, do those who do not eat meat really get old very quickly?" The father thought and said: "Yes, they begin to grow decrepit after 70 years." The son again asks: "And those people who eat meat food?" The father replies: "They are after 90 years old."

The doctor asks the patient: "Tell me, do you believe in the rebirth of souls?" The patient shakes his head negatively. Doctorsays: "Well, then I don't even know how to calm you down."

Jokes from Pafnutiy about family quarrels

A man tells his work colleague, "Last week my wife and I had a fight. I was watching TV and she asked me to pass her lipstick. I gave her a tube of shoe glue by mistake." A colleague asks: "Well, what did she say to you about this?" The man says: "She didn't say anything. She was offended. She still doesn't talk to me."

The husband decided to check his wife's hearing. When he got home from work, he stood in the hallway and quietly asked: "What did you cook me for dinner tonight, dear?" There was no answer. The man entered the room next to the kitchen and said a little louder: "Darling, what have you prepared for me to eat?" The wife is silent. The husband went into the kitchen and in a loud voice asks, leaning to his wife's ear: "I say: what do we have for dinner?" The wife replies, "How many times can you repeat it? I've told you a hundred times that it's turkey roast."

A few last jokes

These two questions have been troubling the minds of millions of people around the world for more than one millennium. The first of them: why is there such a deep sleep during the day? And the second question: Why such a strong appetite at night?

Jokes from Pafnuty are a great way to recharge your good mood for the whole day.

Mother says to her daughter: "I'm terribly lucky! I've loved only one man all my life!"

The girl asks: "Mom, does the father know about this man?"

- My neighbor, an old drunk, boughta sports bike.

- Probably stopped drinking and is now leading a he althy lifestyle?

- Nothing like that. He rides it in the morning to get a hangover.