Funny jokes about eggs

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This article is about a joke about eggs. But the reader should not worry, all these samples of humor do not contain anything obscene.

Professional

The dishwasher is asked: "What is the difference between an omelette and a hard-boiled egg?". She replies: "After a hard-boiled egg, you don't have to wash the dishes for a long time."

Beloved wife

- Hello, Hello! Just don't worry! Your husband was hit by a car today.

- Oh my God!!! He was just on his way to the grocery store. Can you tell me if this happened before or after the visit to the store?

- Before…

-Thank God! So he hasn't bought the eggs yet.

Joke about a chandelier and eggs

A family of three is sitting in the kitchen. The wife says to her husband: "Clean the egg from the shell and give our daughter only the yolk, otherwise she does not tolerate the protein at all." The surprised husband replies: "Wow! She just tried to eat a bar of soap in the bathroom, yesterday she licked the asph alt on the street, and a week ago she tried to bite the chandelier in the hallway. And, you see, she can't digest protein!".

Question to Armenian radio

Another funny joke about eggs. On the air of the Armenianradio broadcast "Answers to listeners' questions". One of the callers is interested in: "What is the difference between a reckless driver and an egg?". The Armenian radio announcer replies: "The egg is first soft-boiled, and then it becomes hard. But with the driver, everything happens the other way around! First he is hard, and after a while - bang, and soft-boiled!".

Joke about two eggs

In boiling water, one egg says to another: "Here, it's cool we took a steam bath! It turns out it takes only a few minutes to become cool!".

And here is another joke about eggs from the same series.

- What came first, the chicken or the egg?

- Of course the egg! Birds are known to have evolved from lizards. They lay eggs. So it was the first to appear.

A restaurant visitor studies the menu: "Waiter! Tell me, please, is the broth with an egg chicken?". The waiter says, "No, it's beef." The silent scene continues for a minute. Then the waiter remembered: "Don't worry! The egg is definitely a chicken one! Cows don't lay eggs!".

A few more jokes

He who says that he peeled boiled eggs at the request of his wife for New Year's salad and did not eat a single one, he is either a man of crystal soul or a big liar.

It's time to tell a joke about cold eggs.

A picky customer comes to the store and asks: "Why is the variety of these eggs called "Choice"?" The resourceful saleswoman answers him:"Because they were selected." The man does not let up: "And from whom were they taken away?" The store clerk says, "Of course, the chickens." The man again asks: "What, they gave them away so easily?". The woman replies: "Who resisted, they are sold in a nearby store." The man asks another question: "Why is the other variety called "Cold?". The saleswoman replies: "Because those are from Siberia, not Africa."

The son asks his father: "Daddy, who invented the egg?". The parent replies: "Well, in my opinion, this invention belongs to the chicken." The son is again interested: "Dad, who invented the meat grinder?". The father replies, "Well, I think some kind of person." The son asks the third question: "Daddy, who invented the lambada dance?" The father replies: "Probably a chicken sitting on an egg that got into a meat grinder."

Smart child

A couple in love comes to a restaurant. A woman orders fried chicken with eggs. The cavalier asks: "Are you not afraid of getting chicken flu?" She replies: "If this dish decides to sneeze on me, then I'm more likely to get a heart attack than the flu."

One last joke about eggs.

Journalists interview a hen that laid a 5kg egg:

- How did you do it?

- This is my little secret.

- What are your plans?

- Hatching an egg that will weigh ten or fifteen kilograms.

The record-breaking rooster is asked whose hen laid the biggest egg:

- How did you manage to achieve such a result?

- I don't know.

- What are your plans for the future?

- Beat the ostrich.

Here's another joke.

An old woman comes to the market and says: "Please select the staleest eggs!".

The joyful saleswoman complied with her request and got ready to pack the stale goods.

Grandma tells her, "No, no, you got me wrong! Give me two dozen of the rest of the eggs."

One more.

The country rooster has come to town. With nothing to do, he decided to go to restaurants. In one of them, he saw how grilled chicken is being prepared. The indignant rooster says: "Wow! Where is the world heading? There is no one in the village to lay eggs! And here chickens go to the solarium and ride the carousels."