Funny jokes about Carlson

2024 Author: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 05:25

This article is devoted to jokes about Carlson. They began to appear in our country thanks to the success of the animated film about this hero.

Speech defect

A father enters the children's room and sees that his three-year-old son is saddened by something. He asks his child what he wants and he answers: “Pray and repent!”. The father did not understand why the son demanded this from him and asked again: “Son, so what do you need?” The boy again said the same phrase: "Pray and repent!" The astonished man called his wife. And only she was able to understand that the boy wants to be allowed to watch his favorite cartoon about the Kid and Carlson.

Joke about jam

Carlson came to his friend Kid's birthday party. At first they ate all the jam, and then they began to eat honey. When the last can was over, Carlson said: “Well, that's it, goodbye, Kid! I flew." But he could not do this: the motor did not have enough power to lift him into the air. "Now I'm Winnie the Pooh," he said sadly.

Unexpected response

The kid asks the housekeeper: “AIs it true that Carlson will return? The woman answers him: “Yes, he will definitely do it as soon as an amnesty is announced.”

Delicious dish

One day the Kid said that Carlson is better than a dog.

This was heard by a Korean. Now many representatives of this nationality are hunting for Carlson.

Awesome memory

Carlson comes to see Brezhnev and says: "Hello, Leonid Ilyich, don't you recognize me?" The General Secretary shakes his head. The fairy-tale character says: “Well, how? I am Carlson! To this Leonid Ilyich replied: “Oh, yes! Of course! I have read many of your works. And I also studied the works of your colleague Engelson.”

Here are some more jokes about Carlson.

Good idea

"Carlson was visiting the Kid and eagerly devoured the jam. Flies began to flock to the sweetness. Then Carlson shouted in a menacing voice: "From the propeller!" He started the engine and began using it to drive away annoying insects."

"Mom, dad, Kid and Carlson went to the resort. When they came back, they forgot the last one at the airport."

"The kid asks his father:" Dad, will Carlson get home by himself?"

"Carlson, who used to live on the roof, now spends the night at the station. Because he was driven out of the attic by a bum."

"Don Quixote was not lucky this time either. Another mill with which he started a fight turned out to beflying, and lived on the roof."

- Carlson, there is such a big dog sitting on the street. It is huge, like a horse!

- Baby, I told you a hundred thousand times, stop exaggerating!.