A funny story about children and their parents. Funny stories from the life of children in kindergarten and school

2024 Author: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 05:25

Great time - childhood! Carelessness, pranks, games, eternal "why" and, of course, funny stories from the life of children - funny, memorable, making you smile involuntarily.

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One mother of a beautiful six-year-old son often has no one to leave her not always obedient child at home with. Therefore, sometimes she takes the baby with her to work (to the exhibition). On one of these days, the driver calls my mother and asks to pick up some booklets from the checkpoint. She leaves, and strictly punishes her son to sit still and not go anywhere. In general, it takes a certain time to search for a driver, arrange and pick up booklets, and deliver them to the right place. And so… Approaching her workplace, the lady sees a bunch of people who are laughing and taking pictures of something on the stand. The son is not there! But there is an A-4 sheet attached to the stand, on which it is written in large letters: “I will be there soon. What am I!”

This same mother once asked dad to play with her son while she cooks dinner. After a while, he hears a aching voice from the room: “Dad, I’m tired … Can I go play?” Looking into the room, he sees this picture: dad lying on the sofa, and his son in full uniform (helmet, cloak, sword), marching back and forth along the sofa. To the question: "What is it?" - the son replies: “My dad and I play the King of the sofa!” Here is such a funny story about children that can not only cheer you up, but also make you plunge headlong into your own memories.

Shh! Dad is sleeping

And here is another funny story about children from life. One mother left a three-year-old child with her father for just a couple of hours. He comes and sees such a picture: dad is sleeping sweetly on the sofa, on both hands he is wearing a toy from the puppet theater (a bunny and a fox). The child covered him from above with his small blanket, placed a high chair next to him, a cup of juice on it, and a mandatory attribute - a pot next to the sofa. He closed the door and himself sits quietly in the corridor, and when his mother comes in, he shows: “Shh! Papa sleeps there.”

A child watched a fairy tale about Scheherazade and, under the impression of such a magical film, says to his beloved grandmother, who is wearing an oriental-colored robe: “Grandma, are you a Scheherazade?”

The baby does not eat well, and almost the whole family gathers to feed him. And everyone persuades the capricious boy to eat at least a spoonful. And even grandfather says: “You, granddaughters, don’t worry! I didn't eat well as a child, somy mother scolded me for this and even beat me. To such a sincere confession, the granddaughter replies: “That’s what I’m looking at, grandpa, that you have all false teeth …”

Kiss-kiss-kiss

And this is a funny story about children from real life. One grandmother, in the past the head of the section, who at work and at home was not shy in expressions, for a certain period was engaged in raising her grandson. One fine day, this couple went to the store, where the grandmother had to stand in a long line. This occupation seemed boring to the grandson, and he decided to make friends with the shop cat:

- Cat! Kitty, kitty, come here.

The cat, apparently, was not interested in these tendernesses, and he hid under the counter. But the boy is stubborn! Persistent boy! Now he needs to get the cat by all means:

- Kitty, kitty kitty, come to me, my good one.

Animal has zero reaction.

- Kitty, …fuck, come here to …, I said, - continued the childish boyish voice. The queue fell with laughter, and the grandmother, grabbing her grandson under her arm, quickly retreated. And it seems like she even stopped using swear words.

About home canning

Mom and son s alted and pickled mushrooms, sorting out the broken ones. She threw them down the toilet. Between her and the child who came out of the toilet, the following dialogue took place:

- Mom, stop s alting the mushrooms!

- Why all of a sudden?

- Because you always taste them for s alt.

- And what of it?

- So you already started pooping them! I myself saw them floating in the toilet.

Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood…

And this is a funny story about children, or rather, about the child of one busy daddy, who recently had a chance to put his son to bed. And the kid ordered dad to tell him an interesting bedtime story, namely his favorite - about Little Red Riding Hood.

- Once upon a time there was a little girl in the world, and her name was Little Red Riding Hood, - dad began his story, who came home from work very tired.

- She went to visit her beloved grandmother, - he continued already half asleep, unable to fight sleep himself.

Woke up because his son was indignantly pushing him in the side:

- Dad! What were the police doing there and who was Yuri Gagarin?

Where's the baby?

A funny story about children from real life about how a negligent father forgot a child on a walk. And it was like that. He somehow showed initiative and proudly offered his candidacy for a walk with a five-month-old daughter on the street. Mom, knowing his irresponsibility, said to walk near the house. After an hour and a half, the joyful dad returns, though alone. Mom almost turned gray when she didn’t see the stroller with the baby. And he, it turns out, met a friend, and since he smoked, they stepped aside so that the child would not breathe smoke. Yes, and dad forgot while talking about the child. So I came home. I had to urgently run to that place; well at least everything worked out.

Here is a funny story about children in kindergarten. Dad came to the nursery for the first time to pick up the child. Children in thisThey were still sleeping for a moment, and the teacher, busy with something, asked the father to dress his child on his own, only quietly so as not to wake the sleeping babies. In general, the picture before her mother appeared like this: her beloved daughter in boyish pants, a shirt and other people's slippers. All weekend, the shocked woman imagined the poor boy, who, due to the circumstances, had to wear a pink dress. And all because dad mixed up the chair with the clothes.

Funny stories about little kids

A 4-year-old daughter runs to her mother asking if she will be an apple.

- Of course, says the pleased mommy, did you wash them?

- Yes!

Only then did my mother realize that the only place where her daughter could wash the fruit was the toilet, because that was the only place the baby could get.

Funny stories from the lives of children are found at every step, and even in the central department store, where one day a mother was walking with her 4-year-old son. They pass by the department for the newlyweds.

- Mom, - says the baby, - let's buy you such a beautiful white dress.

- What are you, son! This is a dress for a bride who is getting married.

- And you will come out, don't worry, the boy reassures.

- So I'm already married, son.

- Yes? - the kid is surprised. – Who did you marry and didn’t tell me?

- So it's your dad!

- Well, it's good that this is dad, and not some unfamiliar uncle, the boy said, calming down.

Mom, buyphone

5-year-old son asks his mother to buy him a mobile phone.

- Why do you need him? Mom asks.

- Very badly needed, the boy replies.

- So, but still? Why do you need a phone? the parent asks.

- So you and the teacher Maria Ivanovna always scold me for not eating well in kindergarten. And so I will call you and tell you to give cutlets.

An equally funny story about children. This time we remember the conversation of a 4-year-old kid with his grandmother.

- Grandmother, please give birth to a baby, otherwise I have no one to play with. Mom and dad have no time.

- So how do I give birth? I won’t be able to give birth to anyone anymore,” my grandmother replies.

- Ah! I got it, Roma thought. - You are a male! I saw the program on TV.

On track…

Funny stories from the life of children always bring back to childhood - easy, carefree and so naive!

Before leaving home, the teacher Elena Andreevna says to a 3-year-old boy:

- We go outside, we will walk there and wait for mom. So go down the path to the toilet.

The boy left and disappeared. The teacher, without waiting for the baby, went in search of him. Going out into the corridor, he sees this picture: a confused boy is standing between two carpet paths with an expression of utter bewilderment on his face and says:

- Elena Andreevna, did you say which path to go to the toilet: blue or red?

Here is such a funny story about children.

The motherland is calling

Funny stories from the life of children at school also amaze with the unpredictability of students, their antics and resourcefulness. In one class there was a boy named Rodin. His mother was a teacher at the same school. Once she asked one schoolboy to call her son from the lesson. He flies into the classroom and shouts:

- Motherland is calling!

The first reaction of students and teachers is numbness, misunderstanding, fear…

After the words: “Rodin, come out, your mother is calling you,” the class fell under the desks with laughter.

In one school, a teacher dictated to junior schoolchildren an essay based on Prishvin's work. The meaning was how hard the life of a hare in the forest is, how everyone offends him, how he has to get his own food in the cold winter. Somehow the animal found a rowan bush in the forest and began to eat berries. Literally, the last phrase of the dictation sounded like this: "The fluffy animal is full."

In the evening, the teacher just sobbed over the essays. Literally all the students wrote the word "full" with two "c"s.

In another school, one student constantly wrote the word "went" through "o" ("shol"). The teacher got tired of correcting his mistakes all the time, and after the lessons she made the student write the word “walked” on the blackboard a hundred times. The boy did an excellent job with the task, and at the end he wrote: “I left.”