Funny scenes about school. Funny short sketches about school

2024 Author: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 05:25

The decoration of almost every children's holiday is funny scenes about school. KVN, held at home, New Year's party, Teacher's Day, School's birthday - but you never know great reasons to have fun!

We are pleased to offer you a selection of several scenes that will help create a festive mood.

Short dialogues

The little funny scenes about school offered here do not require decorations and memorization of long texts at all.

One student sleepily says to another:

- I must be allergic!

- Why did you decide that?

- Yes, I cover myself with a blanket and sleep all the time!

Two students after geography lesson:

- I still don't believe the Earth is spinning!

- Why is that?

- Yes, if it were spinning, the sea would have splashed a long time ago!

The loser angrily tells a friend:

- Can you imagine? The teacher demanded that I name the simplest, which reproduces by division! I'm in mathI don't know at all!

In the computer lab

The following funny scenes about school also do not require special decorations. Only the latter will need an imitation of a computer class.

Stupid high school girl, showing off, looks at the tablet as if in a mirror:

- My light, mirror, tell me! Yes, tell the whole truth! Am I the sweetest in the world? Slimmer and more fashionable?

Mirror (drawn, but angrily):

- I'll give you my answer! You frazzled me out! I am a tablet!

Student asks teacher:

- Ivan Ivanovich, did you have a tablet as a child?

- No, what are you, then there were no computers!

- What did you play?

- Outside!

A cleaning lady walks into the computer room and asks sternly:

- Who here knows how to use computers?

All students, without exception, answer: "Me".

Cleaning lady (threateningly):

- Then urgently go online and look for a site where they teach how to use the toilet!

School Anniversary Scene: funny and not too long

This scene requires only the characteristic features of the actors. The “nerd” should be wearing glasses and speaking sternly, while the girl and her girlfriend should look silly, cutesy and enthusiastic.

Guy looking like a typical "nerd" tells his buddy:

- Imagine, Tomka called me home to see what was wrong with her computer! I come and sheApparently he can't sit in one place! It spins on the chair, so the cord is wound around the leg of the chair. I cursed, untangled the cord, plugged in the plug that popped out, turned on her computer and left.

Tomochka, rolling her eyes, enthusiastically tells her classmate:

- Oh, this Lyutikov also knows how to conjure!

- What are you?!

- Well, yes, he came to me, looked closely at the computer, raised his hands up, whispered something mystical, turned my chair 10 times counterclockwise, kicked the computer with his foot, whispered something mystical again and gone. Imagine, everything worked!

Classmate, admiringly:

- Wow! Wizard!

Very funny sketches about school

After explaining in the lesson of nature studies, the teacher asks the class:

- Well, now you understand why it snows in winter and not in summer?

Petrov, from the spot:

- Of course, I understand! If it fell in the summer, it would melt!

At the Russian lesson, the teacher says:

- Petrov, "I'm studying, you're studying, he's studying" - what time is it?

Petrov, with a sigh:

- Lost, Mary Ivanna!

Friends approach an excellent student and say:

- Andryukha, let's go to a cafe with girls tonight!

Andrey, thinking:

- No, I won't go with you! There the music is roaring, everyone is making noise…

- So what?

- Yes, I doubt that in such an environment I will be able to fully understand the essence of the Lebesgue-Stieltjes integral.

Sketches for younger students

The following funny skits are for elementary school. They can be successfully shown at a holiday with kids. True, high school students will have to help their younger comrades in this.

High school student says to his buddies:

- Look how stupid this first grader is! I'll show you now!

Calls the baby and when he comes up, says to him:

- In this hand I have 50 rubles, and in this hand 10 - what will you take for yourself?

The kid takes 10 rubles. High school students laugh, twist their fingers at the temple, shrug.

A friend of a first grader on the sidelines asks him:

- Why did you choose 10 rubles?

First grader with a satisfied voice:

- Well, if I choose 50, then the game will be over!

First grader looking at high school girl's manicure (admiringly):

- Wow, how long are your nails!

High school girl, coy:

- What do you like?

- Well, yes! It must be so comfortable to climb trees with them!

Mom looks into the diary of a first grader. And there the deuce is crossed out, and there is a four next to it. Mom, with horror:

- Vanechka! What is this?!

Vanya, calmly looking at her mother:

- The teacher told us that if we want, we can correct a bad grade!

Sketches with teachers

The following funny short sketches about school can be played by yourself, or you can invite teachers to participate in them.

Talking to teacher:

- Sidorkin, didn't you promise me that you would fix your deuce?

- Yes, Mary Ivanna.

- Didn't I promise to call your parents if you don't?

- Yes, Mary Ivanna, but if I did not keep my promise, then you can not keep yours!

The teacher looks sternly at the latecomer:

- Semyon! You're late again! What's this time?

Semyon, guilty:

- Mary Ivanna, I woke up, looked at the time, and blinked unsuccessfully.

Music teacher talking to mommy:

- Your daughter needs to play more piano!

Mommy, sighing heavily:

- God, so much more! Our seventh neighbor has already moved out!

Dreams, dreams…

These little funny scenes about school will already require minimal decorations showing that the guys have left the school, although these conversations can occur during recess. It all depends on the imagination of the director.

Sidorov, sighing heavily, goes home from school. Ivanov asks him:

- Sidorov, what are you doing? Got a deuce?

Sidorov sadly:

- Uh-huh.

And adds dreamily:

- Imagine how much easier it would be to learn if a theorem in geometry could be proved with the words: “Yes, you see!”

Guy dreamily: “Wouldn't it be great if we could read minds! I would then know what to answer in class!”

His buddy: Yeah, andI would also know what the teacher thinks when you answer incorrectly!”

Romance

Of course, funny short sketches about school cannot ignore how unexpectedly sometimes sympathy between boys and girls is shown at school.

Vovochka escorts Masha home from school and says to her hesitantly:

- Listen, Masha, I want to confess to you (pause), (then he speaks quickly) while you were walking to the blackboard, I tore off the wings of a fly and threw it into your briefcase! Excuse me!

Masha, squinting slyly:

- I wonder if it tastes good?

Vovochka is confused:

- I don't know… What are you asking?

Masha calmly:

- Yes, I want to apologize too! I threw it into your soup in the canteen while you went out for bread!

Let's laugh a little more

Even the funniest scenes about school are often taken directly from life, so the organizers of the holiday can come up with something similar themselves.

At the Russian language lesson, Vovochka asks her desk mate:

- Hear how to say correctly: cottage cheese or cottage cheese?

Neighbour, adjusting his glasses, with a smart look:

- Emphasis on "o"!

Vovochka, after a pause:

- Thank you! Rescued, so rescued!

A classmate (she looks like an excellent student) says, sighing:

- Yes, Lozhkin, you are not friends with your head at all!

Lozhkin, shrugging his shoulders:

- And I have a purely business relationship with her - I feed her, and she thinks!

Talking to the teacher

Funny sketches about school - whether you arrange KVN or other fun events - are not complete without dialogues similar to the ones below.

Teacher talking to fashionably dressed high school student:

- Lera, well done, you stopped being late for school!

- Yes, Mary Ivanna, it's all because of mom.

- Did she have an educational conversation with you?

- No, she just bought herself some fancy Italian boots!

- So what?

- Like what? Now I get up first to have time to put them on before my mother! (Proudly retires)

The teacher spreads her hands.

An older teacher sighs as she says to her colleague:

- I should probably quit!

- What are you talking about! You are the best teacher in the school!

- I’m completely overworked… I get on the tram in the morning, there are a lot of people, I raise my eyes and say sternly: “Hello, sit down!”

Funny? Of course it's funny

Funny sketches about school are good because they are easy to play, they do not require exhausting rehearsals. The main thing is that your cheerful mood is transmitted to the audience!

- Mitya, do you know what the word "super" means?

- Well, yes, it's something so big, it can't be bigger than that.

- And "hyper"?

- And the “hyper”… (Mitya rubs his forehead) Oh! This is what is more "super"!

Girls dancing at the disco:

- Listen, do you know what a mosol is?

- Well, this is such a huge bone, they put it in borscht. What are you asking?

- Yes, I heard a cool song here: “You my heart, You my soul…”

Music from a famous song performed by Modern Talking begins to sound on stage

Petka with a huge "lantern" under his eye and his friend:

- Petka, why are you covered in bruises?

- Playing snowball fights with a girl!

- So what?

- So it turns out she is from the youth handball team! And these do not miss!

Chance in the locker room

Some funny scenes about school require the participation of extras. But they still won't be difficult to set up.

Girls screaming and dragging a stubborn guy. The teacher stops them:

- Stop! What happened?!

One of the girls indignantly:

- Lyutikov spied on us in the locker room!

The teacher, looking sternly at Lyutikov:

- So what, did you like it?

Lyutikov is silent in confusion, then loudly gives out:

- No!

Girls in chorus, drawn out and offended:

- How not?!

A few tips for directors

All funny scenes about school, as you understand, should be played sincerely and seriously. Minimal decorations also do not hurt.

On the stage, for example, two desks and a blackboard can be placed to recreate the appearance of a class. If events take place at recess or on the way home, you can dream up. For the "road home" one tree or bench is enough. And the situation taking place in the school corridor can beplayed in front of a large window in the background.

The main thing in these scenes is not to overload them with decorations. They are short, and therefore the emphasis should be on what the actor says, and not on what surrounds him at that moment.

To build scenes in one concert, you can invite a presenter who will tell the audience where this situation is happening. Imagine, and your holiday will definitely be remembered and make the most wonderful impression!