Funny jokes about the boss

2024 Author: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 05:25

The relationship between management and subordinates can hardly be called simple, since it is the responsibility of some to control and criticize the work of others. And this, in turn, often leads to stress and conflict, which ultimately affects the work process and the final result. To solve this problem in an innovative way in some Japanese companies. In a special room, dolls are displayed that look like a manual. Each employee can go there, shout or even beat a copy of his boss, thus getting rid of stress. But this method is rather complicated. However, mankind has long known a simpler and more effective means. This is humor. That is why funny stories and jokes about the boss are so popular. We laughed heartily, relieved stress, it became easier. Dolls are not needed and vocal cords with fists are intact.

Jokes about the boss and employees

There are many ways to motivate employees to perform well. And here is what one resourceful boss came up with.

The head of the company tells his employees: “This year you have worked very well and hard, so our company's profit has increased dramatically. As a reward, everyone will receive a $5,000 check. The subordinates were delighted, thanked the leader, and they themselves are already mentally planning how they will dispose of such money. And then the boss says: “If you work with the same zeal next year, I will sign these checks!”.

The following joke about a boss and subordinates tells a similar story.

Subordinate to manager: "Since you have repeatedly praised my work, can I get an increase in salary?". The boss replies, "Because of the fluctuating propensity for your position's industrial-standard productive capacity, it would be impractical to talk about financial gain." Subordinate: "I didn't understand anything." Manager: "That's right."

At interview

A young specialist comes to get a job. The interview is conducted by his prospective boss.

- "Do you smoke?"

- "Yes, quite a bit."

- "What about alcoholic drinks?".

- "I won't even touch it."

The boss smiles and asks: "You probably spend a lot of time with girls?".

- "No, not more than everyone else."

- "So you have no vices?"

-“Well, there is one, of course.”

- "Which one?"

- "I'm lying."

Strategy and planning

Jokes about the boss with an unexpected ending are also interesting. We offer one of these to the attention of the reader.

The chief of his subordinates gathered in his office on a very important issue. And the cleaner, taking advantage of the absence of people in the room, began cleaning. The door to the boss's office was open, and she could hear everything that was discussed there. The boss addressed the employees: “The management of the company is unhappy with the way things are in our division, as there are fewer customers and sales have fallen. I am listening to your suggestions on strategy and planning.” Some offered to purchase new furniture for the convenience of customers. Others felt that commercial offerings on more expensive, higher quality paper would attract more attention. To the third it seemed that promotions should become the main strategic direction. The cleaning lady continues to mop the floors and mumbles under her breath: “Strategy, planning, some actions, they say, they say. Here in the brothel where I once worked, if there were fewer clients, then they simply changed girls and a bandera!”

Jokes about secretary and boss

The not-quite-business relationship between executives and young secretaries has long been a fertile topic for popular humor. There are many funny and spicy jokes about these characters. Stories with a rather interesting plot, in our opinion, are presented below.

In the director's officea large company received a phone call. It was his lawyer who insisted on an urgent meeting because he had two important news. The lawyer asks: “Where is the news to start? Bad or terrible? "Let's go with the bad" - says the director. "Your wife found a photo worth a million dollars!". Director in disbelief: “Wow bad news! What do you think is terrible in other news? Lawyer: "The horror is that in the photo you and your secretary!".

The manager scolds his secretary: “How can you treat your duties like that? There is no one to pick up the phone, there is a mess in the documents! Secretary: “They call you, not me, so answer yourself, the documents are in order, there is no need to find fault! And anyway, I have too much work, so it's time to raise my salary! Director in anger: "I'll fire you!". The secretary pats him on the shoulder with a smirk and says: “Well, okay, then my foot will not be here!”.

The next joke about the secretary and the boss is not a classic, but it has an original ending.

The boss caught his secretary painting her nails, but did not swear and said: "I would really like to praise you for the work done!". The secretary stared at her leader in disbelief. And he continues to say: "As soon as you deign to do it!".

Office philosophy

Short jokes about the boss, presented as philosophical observations, often help relieve tension.

• Don't stand oversoul without doing anything. People might think you're the boss.
• Coffee Law: As soon as you pour a cup of hot coffee, your boss will give you a task that you mess around with until the coffee gets cold.
• The boss doesn't bully his co-workers - he just pays attention.
• The boss never makes mistakes - that's the fate of his employees.