Funny sketches about students for KVN, holidays and concerts

2024 Author: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 05:25

Funny sketches about students are successful among people of all ages and education - this is such a tribe. Everyone knows that student life is the time when a sense of humor flourishes in a person.

Exams are hard times

Of course, the difficulties that a student has to overcome reach their climax during this period. All this is reflected in sketches about students, funny to the point of sarcasm. Indeed, in order to survive in some situations, it is required to approach the solution of many problems with humor.

Many sketches on Student's Day funny describe a resourceful student, whose fantasy will envy any science fiction.

For example, a young guy comes out to answer with a ticket in his hand. The professor wearily nods his head to him - they say, start. “Tentapoor and tentatetity titi,” says a student with his tongue hanging out. The professor's eyes widen, "What??? Repeat, my friend, the question! What are these titi??? The student says, sticking out his tongue, a clumsy phrase, which in translation will sound like this: “You see, professor, a dog bit my tongue yesterday!” - “It can't be!How did it happen? - “I ate a sausage sandwich, and she ran past. She wanted to take my food. Now I am with a bitten tongue, and the dog with a bitten off ear. And the question is: "Centrifugal and centripetal forces." The professor nods his head, and the student, using facial expressions and gestures, tries to convey the answer to the question to him.

Explain on the fingers of the device of the world

In general, the described episode can serve as a plot point for many sideshows, starting wonderfully funny scenes. KVN about students will be inimitably adorned with a miniature, in which the sly man tells with pantomime not only about centrifugal and centripetal forces, but also retells the content of Othello, explains the structure of the atom, and answers the question “Australian wildlife.”

Alternatively, a student interpreter who knows the subject well can be included. Even more cool will be the option when the pantomime of a young man who knows nothing is translated to the professor by the same gouging, but with confidence in his rightness.

You can't think of it like that - it had to be once

Funny sketches about students are mostly born from real facts. These are the so-called short anecdotes, turned into miniatures. Many funny scenes about students at the heart of the plot are based on the lack of money of this social stratum, but the cheerful nature of young people, who are focused not on the present, but on the future, helps them not to "steam" about this. For example, situations associated with the proverb "the ever-hungry student" are quitecan become seeds from which skits for the student's day grow, funny and a little sad.

In the student cafeteria, a guy buys two sausages to take away. The fat saleswoman sarcastically jokes: “Something new … You, Petrov, don’t walk around, do you have a holiday?” - “Yes, Taisiya, I’m celebrating my anniversary … Yes, more, please, 18 forks!” Students peeking through the door of the dining room, waiting for the hero of the day.

Initiation into students

The funny scenes that are sure to be played during this first student holiday exaggeratedly ridicule the life of frivolous young people. On the one hand, they do not seem to care about grades, expulsion from an educational institution and the life difficulties that their fate faces. But on the other hand, now the student has other priorities, "saints" and "gods". Therefore, funny sketches about students at this event are to some extent based on the fear of young people before the dean's office, strict teachers and exams.

Stub of the World Scene

You can act out a humorous initiation into students, where the speech is given to the "elder". Young guys sit in a circle, just like the Indians do. Pens and pencils stick out in their hair instead of feathers. They smoke a "peace cigarette" that goes around in circles. In order for sketches about students, funny and full of some sarcasm, to be successful, it is necessary to pay special attention to the equipment of the artists: the “wise elders” are dressed in tights with outstretched knees and torn T-shirts with funny inscriptions, and"beginners" - in suits with ties and white shirts.

Elder's speech to young students

My friends! To you, entering the warpath with the almighty and cruel queen of science, the one who has already known the hardships of this battle turns his word. Remember the name of the great and omnipotent student god named Anunah!

But know, we have a no less powerful goddess - the patroness of students named Freebie, who concurrently serves as Anunakh's wife. To her, the kindest and unpredictable, we turn nightly and daily our fervent prayers and tearful requests for help.

Helping Anunakh are his helpers-relatives, gods-deputies: the brave and resilient brother Nuifigto, the beautiful sisters Dapotom, Kaknibuduzh and Neseychas, the kindest, constantly harming Anunakh brother-in-law Yasodral, Votvezet, Shporaest. In grief and trouble, the student will always be consoled by Anunakh's sons-in-law, who are in friendship with him: Nunesdam, Peresdam and Academ.

The equally all-powerful god-despot Deanery is constantly at war with Anunakh. It is from his difficult hand that the fate of many of our compatriots is ruined! And it is he who is trying to overthrow Anunakh and turn the student fraternity into nerds. But Anunakh with his retinue constantly defeats the intrigues of the Dean's office, and indifference, together with age-old gouging, continue to control the consciousness of the great and indestructible brotherhood!

It is worth remembering that the sinister Dean's office is assisted by his henchmen, the demons of Nauchruk,Kursovik, Nezachet and others. Among them, the evil despot Neud and his wicked wife stand out with special cynicism and cruelty. Onlytwo.

All the dark forces hold their Sabbath twice a year, when their power gains tremendous power. These covens are called by the terrible word Session. During the Sabbath, students are instructed to lead a righteous life in which there is no place for sleep, festivities, where everyone observes a beer fast and refrains from climbing into the windows of the women's hostel, and also pray hard to the good gods: Anunakh, Freebie, Nuifigto, Shporaest and others.

Here is the main thing, my children, that you should know and remember when embarking on this slippery path full of suffering and torment… Amen!”