These funny jokes about lieutenant Rzhevsky

2024 Author: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 05:25

Despite the fact that lieutenant Rzhevsky really flashed in some literary works, in films about hussars and, perhaps, even really existed in life, the lieutenant, from whom they made the hero of all kinds of jokes and anecdotes, has nothing to do with the cases mentioned does not have. Anecdotes about lieutenant Rzhevsky hint that their hero was a kind of uncouth, clumsy, paramilitary dork, eternally swearing and dragging after women. But the jokes only benefit from this. Let's try to filter out the most interesting and least vulgar ones from the total number of them.

Parallels with the characters from the novel "War and Peace"

In fact, not a word was mentioned about Lieutenant Rzhevsky in the novel "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy. But someone once decided that since the heroes were from the same time, why not meet in jokes. The handicraft "narrators" really liked this turn - and off they went. In Soviet times, the number of jokes about Lieutenant Rzhevsky, who was introduced into high society by the heroes of the novel War and Peace, grew by leaps and bounds. We will also taste a piece of this "anecdotal"pie.

Lieutenant Rzhevsky and Natasha

The most common jokes about the lieutenant are short stories-sketches from the relationship of the lieutenant himself with Natasha Rostova. Shake the old days and remember a few.

- Lieutenant. Would you mind solving a juicy riddle? Natasha asks.

- Well?

- What is the black one most likely to break eggs?

- Hmm… Saddle of course!

- Ugh, how come!

- So what about then?

- Of course, oh frying pan!

- No pun intended! A frying pan in the balls!

Natasha agreed to the lieutenant's persuasion and made an appointment with him in her apartment.

- Only, for God's sake, take off your boots so that they don't click on the parquet! she warned.

It's evening. Natasha is waiting and suddenly hears: “tsok, tsok, tsok…” She runs out into the corridor and whispers loudly:

- Well, lieutenant! I told you to take off your boots!

The lieutenant raises his hand, in which he holds his removed shoes.

- And what is it then on the parquet so clattering? Natasha asks in amazement.

- Nails-with…

The lieutenant and Natasha are dancing at the ball. Natasha wrinkles her nose and says:

- God, lieutenant, how disgustingly your socks stink! Go and take them off!

The lieutenant left. Returned. Another dance and another stench, only worse.

- Lieutenant! Did you take off your socks like I asked?

- Of course! - meetslieutenant And, pulling out the socks from his bosom, he shows them to Natasha. - Here!

On Natasha's birthday, among others, a platoon of hussars was invited. Rzhevsky built everyone before going to the birthday party and categorically forbade swearing and generally behaving vulgarly. To be honest, the hussars were great and behaved quite decently, which was a pleasant surprise for everyone.

It's time for dessert. A cake was brought in, the maid began to place candles on it. I arranged twenty, and Natasha turned 21. There was not enough space for one. The maid thinks aloud: “Where can I insert 21 candles?..” Seeing that all the hussars unanimously draw air into their chests and open their mouths, Rzhevsky jumped up and yelled:

- Hussars, keep quiet! Not a word…..!

Lieutenant Rzhevsky and others

No less interesting are Rzhevsky's relations with other members of high society, ladies and other persons. Let us recall a couple more interesting stories about the famous hussar, where he shines not only with resourcefulness, but also with relative "stupidity". And let's start again with a joke about Lieutenant Rzhevsky at the ball.

Dancing at the ball Rzhevsky with a lady and, unable to stand it, says:

- Madame, I'm sorry, I was not honored to be introduced to you, but still I dare to ask a question: are you not interested in surrendering?

- Lieutenant, can you play the guitar?

- Of course!

- And the piano!

- I can!

- And the button accordion?

- And the button accordion!

- And the harp?

- Not. On the harp, the cards fall through the strings…

The lieutenant is on the train on the top shelf and hears the conversation of two ladies below:

- Well, my dear, how can you lay eggs on silver, because it tarnishes from this!

The lieutenant grunted and shifted the cigarette case from his trousers pocket to his jacket pocket.

Conclusion

It's okay that in the novel "War and Peace" the brave hussar had no opportunity to light up. People corrected this situation by writing a huge number of “spin-offs” on this topic, which, in fact, are all these jokes about Lieutenant Rzhevsky. Agree, with their help, the life of the secular society of Russia at the beginning of the 19th century becomes not only closer to us, but also more interesting!