Pavel Volya quotes on various topics

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Pavel Volya is a Russian showman and stand-up comedian who has long been loved by the audience thanks to a special approach to his performances. Topical topics, humor understandable to different categories of viewers, funny facts - this is only a small fraction of what Pavel Volya represents on stage. The humorist's quotes on various topics will help those who have not yet heard of him to get to know him, and those who respect his work will once again bring a smile.

Briefly about the comedian

Pavel Volya's homeland is Penza. It was there that his creative path began with participation in KVN: he was a member of the Valleon Dasson team. Now, in addition to stand-ups, the artist also acts in films and commercials, sings, and hosts TV shows. Colleagues at the Comedy Club gave Pavel the nickname Snezhok, which he was often represented on stage: Pavel Snezhok Volya. The artist is now married to the gymnast Laysan Utyasheva. The couple has a son, Robert, and a daughter, Sophia.

Many fans of the artistfor a long time they thought that the real name of Pavel Volya was Denis Dobrovolsky, since the stand-up comedian said this during one of his speeches, where he spoke about first names, surnames and pseudonyms. Interestingly, during other speeches, he never mentioned that Pavel Volya is a pseudonym. In fact, Pavel Volya is the real name of the artist.

Let's take a closer look at his work. So, Pavel Volya: quotes, aphorisms statements.

About girls

Pavel Volya spoke a lot about men and women. Quotes about girls and women cause a strong reaction in the auditorium:

• “Has everyone seen an advertisement in which Anna Semenovich advertises a drug for potency? Better remember how Anna Semenovich looks. A potency drug can't advertise a potency drug!".
• “And literally fifty years ago, chubby was in vogue. If a girl is thin, they thought that she was sick, and if she was full, they thought she was pretty. Then again, fifty years passed, and the girls began to lose weight. Fitness is there, yoga … And in another twenty years we will come up with something new. Well, for example: we love fat ones, but to be without breasts, and that's all - come on now, get out!”
• “Girls, raise your hands those who are not afraid to get fat. Those who have already gained weight do not care.”
• "So many times I was surprised that no matter what time the girls woke up, they would still be late!"

Pavel Volya also very often compares men and women. Quotesindicating their difference or opposition:

• “A woman is so afraid of getting fat that she weighs herself twice a day: in the morning and in the evening. A man is weighed twice in his life: the first time - when he was born, and in the military registration and enlistment office. Everyone!”.
• "Unlike us men, women are not afraid of falling in love, but they are very afraid of falling out of love."

Quotes about Pavel Volya's girls can be safely summed up by his own statement: “In our time it is not difficult to find a girl. Hard to find a wife.”

Family

Pavel Volya has very few separate stand-ups dedicated specifically to the family. However, the theme of the family and the relationship between fathers and children is so relevant in modern society that it is almost impossible and pointless to bypass it.

• "Opens the closet, and sees that there are folded dirty white shirts with stains. She says: "This is my son playing in the yard." I have several questions. Why is he playing in the yard in white shirts? And what kind of mother is this who puts shirts in the closet instead of washing?”
• "Everyone says it's dangerous to drive without a child seat in the car. I remember my father's car. How did I even survive without a child seat?”
• “The saleswoman in the store told me: “Buy your child children's puzzles!”. I say: "Why?". She told me: "Well, he will collect puzzles, he will have fun, interesting." I put together a puzzle for the first time in my life when I figured out my mother's vase. These were puzzles for speed: I had to put the vase back together before six in the evening so that no one would notice that it was a puzzle. Because if they realized that this is a puzzle, then I would have received it from my dad.”

In general, almost every quote by Pavel Volya about mom and dad demonstrates to the audience his deep respect for them. And even stories in a humorous way about situations from his childhood with the participation of parents or jokes about the family do not allow to doubt this:

“I look at modern girls and notice: for some reason you are trying to make brutal women out of yourself. Listen to songs for men, wear huge T-shirts and men's crosses! Think it's cool? Look at your moms: that's who the real women are! Love your mom! She's alone!"

Other

It is worth paying attention to Pavel Volya's quotes and other topics:

• "Buy your child diapers for active children. If your baby is not sitting, let him do everything on the go! And what will we get as a result? A generation of people who poop on the run? We have football players, why do we need more?”
• "Why is the living wage for Russians determined by those who have a living wage?"