2023 Author: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-11-27 12:28
Statements about the urgent replacement of the “steering wheel and seat gasket” can mainly be heard from car service workers. And the most frequent recipients for the replacement of this pad are women. Although among men there are often unfortunate drivers whose cars would function much better if they replaced the gasket between the steering wheel and the seat. But what kind of lining is this? Some, as it turned out, have to be explained.
To understand the meaning of the presented expression, we can consider a case from life as an example.
A painted beauty drives up to the service station in a Mitsubishi. He gets out of the car, approaches the guys and says, they say, something constantly rumbles on my right. The specialist gets behind the wheel. Making a circle aroundparking lot, he notices that, indeed, when the car drives over bumps, for example, the joints between the concrete slabs with which the parking area is laid, something rattles in the glove box of the lady. Opening it, he takes out a lone can of deodorant from there, and hands it to the lady with the words:
- On your Lancer 9, the gasket between the steering wheel and the seat needs to be changed. And everything in your car will immediately be in order.
And goes to the doors of the service station. Lady behind him:
- How much will it cost?
The astonished car mechanic turns to her:
- Yes, you can do it for free.
- Yes? Can you change it for me?
- No, sorry. This can only be done by you. Well… Or your husband, in a pinch…
Lady, in amazement:
- But where to look for it? Where is she? And how to change it?
But the mechanic, without answering anything else, disappeared at the door of the service station.
What is between the steering wheel and the seat?
The lady had to travel a few more stations, until, finally, her eyes were opened to the fact that this is a “gasket between the steering wheel and the seat”, and how it can be replaced…
But you could have guessed yourself that they were simply laughing at her. In fact, no matter how you look into the car, there is actually nothing between the steering wheel and the seat. Until you get in.
And then a kind of "gasket" appears between the steering wheel and the seat, otherwise - a negligent clumsy driver who is not so. It rattled there, then it creaked. And all the roots of machine breakdowns are hidden precisely in the fact thatthe driver is not a “driver”, but a completely unthinking “gasket”, which, with its wrong driving and improper care of the car, makes problems for itself.
The difference between "drivers" and "riders"
Often such unfortunate drivers are called "riders". The driver, according to specialists from the car service, is the one who takes care of his car. He is a thinking person and able to draw parallels between the correct operation and the long and reliable operation of his car. Don't rush over bumps, don't ride first when your tachometer needle goes into the red line, change the oil on time, etc.
And if a normal car has to change the chassis every couple of weeks, then this is a direct message to think about how to remove the "gasket" between the steering wheel and the seat. After all, not only their cars suffer from such “riders”. In the pockets of such “gaskets”, often on the basis of this, “budget holes” are formed, which can only be patched by the correct use of the car.
The most interesting thing is that people think they are doing everything right. They drive well, wipe the car well, store it at night in a good garage. Only their car breaks down every now and then for some reason. Such drivers sin not on themselves, but on the fact that they came across some kind of defective car. It is precisely such drivers who most often hear statements from car service workers about “gaskets”, “riders” and that a bad dancer always (you know what) interferes.
How to fix the situation?
Is it possible to correct the current situation? How to change the gasket between the steering wheel and the seat, as advised by a car service worker? First of all, you should think about the style of your ride, do not be lazy and take a couple of lessons from the same experts who teach “riding”. In driving schools they teach everything, you just had to listen carefully.
They talk about how improper driving affects the components and parts of a car, how it can threaten the driver and his car. Delve a little into how at least the main units and components of your car work, and you will immediately become much more correct in driving. Plus, you won’t be driving to the maintenance service for all sorts of trifles, bringing smiles to the faces of workers.
It may seem that changing the gasket between the steering wheel and the seat means changing the driver himself. That is, to allow an experienced and understanding specialist to drive your car, from which neither the car nor those around will suffer. But it's not. Here, the driver’s mind, his ability to know and think about what can and cannot be done, rather than the driver’s “body” itself, acts as a “pad” as such.
If you become skilled in how your car functions, how you can drive it, and how you can’t, learn how to drive your car correctly, respect pedestrians and other road users, you can safely say that the gasket between the steering wheel and you have successfully changed the seat!
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