Funny skits about teachers on Teacher's Day

2024 Author: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 05:25

Every person faces the profession of a teacher. First he meets her in the form of a student, then in the role of a parent. Therefore, almost all people like funny skits about teachers. And on school holidays you can’t do without them!

Funny scenes about teachers and Vovochka's parents

Oh, this notorious Vovochka got all the teachers! But, as it turns out, his parents are not inferior to him in knowledge, resourcefulness and self-confidence. Therefore, funny scenes about teachers and Vovchkin's parents will successfully fit into the scenarios of school holidays.

A scene about Vovochka's dad and his physical education class

This miniature is quite suitable as a sketch for Teacher's Day. Funny stories related to slow-witted parents - what can amuse teachers more? The plot of this scene begins with the fact that Vovochkin's dad comes to school with his head bandaged and on crutches. He demands monetary compensation from the director for the injury, since the clinic does not give him a bulletin with payment. The director is surprised: "Why should the school pay forbroken head?"

- Yes, not a school, but your physical education teacher! It was he who made the children do the exercise, which I also tried to do standing outside the gym door - and here is the result!

- What did Andrey Petrovich demand from the children? the director wonders.

- He told them, "Children, lift your right foot!" I also lifted my right leg. And he says: “Now lift your left leg!” I also tried to raise my left leg, holding the window sill with my hands, but fell, hitting my head on the floor … And my legs got stuck in the radiator! It's amazing how all your kids haven't been hurt yet!

Miniature "Anna Ivanovna from Kazan"

Funny sketches about teachers written in the style of the classics are successful. For example, it may be a miniature that is somewhat reminiscent of The Tale of the Fisherman and the Goldfish.

Vovochka lived with his parents

Right next to my school.

They lived there for five years and two months.

Vovochka went to this school, And the parents attended meetings regularly.

Once the father came to the meeting, Look - the teacher is in mourning.

And then the father asked the teacher:

- What happened, Anna Ivanovna?

Teacher answers father:

- Bitter grief befell us!

Commission came to school, Attended different classes.

So they looked into our class, yes…

Surprised everyone, I will not hide, Vovochka, Simply, you can say, completely shocked!

He said to the honest commission, Like, I love extracurricular without memory, It's called "Myths from Kazan"… Yes…

He did not mention the legends, I even specified: they say, in Kazan

These myths were written by mythologists –

Indigenous Kazan residents.

Here the father was surprised in a big way:

- Why are you unhappy, Ivanovna?

My son said such a compliment to you, And you don't like everything!

- So extracurricular activity

It was called quite differently after all!

It wasn't just about myths, And also about say-for-no-me!

And the father soared here completely out of anger:

- If you yourself, Anna Ivanovna, You are a native of the city, What is still called Kazan, This is not an argument at all, alas, Attack a child with a pretension!

- Where did you get this from, What, as if I was born in Kazan?

- So you yourself said, they say, in class

We study myths. And - FROM KAZAN I!

The teacher grabs her head and shouts "Oh!" runs off the stage. Vovochkin's dad shrugs his shoulders and goes the other way.

Old man Hottabych - was he?

You can imagine funny scenes for Teacher's Day, in which an old tome with hieroglyphs inscribed on it will be used. You can get it from a bottle that Volka will fish out of the sea. Everyone in the hall will be waiting for the gin, and then… And Volka will also be surprised - the book says something completely different!

And everything is possible-still release a genie on stage during the skit on Teacher's Day. The funny commandments that old Hottabych will say will surely make all teachers and students laugh! Although folios for reading in a purely teacher's circle and at a common holiday with students should, nevertheless, be different.

“Commandments to a Young Teacher from Experienced Colleagues” with demonstration

Funny sketches about teachers on Teacher's Day will be very creative if the rules that are included in them are not only read, but also played out. For example, it might look like this.

Lead (experienced teacher):

- Teacher!

After entering the classroom, one of the young teachers pretends to enter the room, puts her purse on the table, nods to the imaginary class and prepares to sit on the chair, pulling it out from under the table. The host almost screams:

- Don't sit down!

But the teacher had already sat down on the chair. The host shakes his head reproachfully and continues sadly:

– Don't sit down on the chair right away - first check for any glue or buttons on it…

The teacher jumps up, but the chair is already glued and rises with her. To achieve this effect is quite simple if you use a strap that needs to be discreetly fastened.

You can play all the commandments in this way, which can even turn into miniature funny skits about teachers on Teacher's Day - each commandment will become a full-fledged little performance.

Thumbnail rule for beginner teachers

Play funny scenesabout teachers and students, it is possible, taking as a basis a real case from the practice of experienced "Russians". For example, the leader says the following commandment:

- Teacher! Never ask students to write essays while adding the phrase “nosebleed!”

Unfolding the action of this commandment, you can play a variety of funny scenes about subject teachers. For example, like this.

The teacher gives the task to the children:

- Tomorrow everyone brings an essay - nosebleed!

Children nodding, whispering, giggling. The light flashes, simulating the onset of a new day. The children are happy, the teacher asks to read the essay of one of them. He reads: “Composition. Nosebleed. One day I was writing an essay in the evening. Suddenly I fell asleep. The head itself fell on the notebook, the nose was flattened on the surface of the table, blood flowed profusely from it!

There may be another option for the task: "Bring crafts - blood from the nose!" As a result, children bring vials of "blood". Moreover, one says that his mother’s blood was taken, the other that it was taken from a passerby on the street, and the third even says that he took blood … from the school director, motivating him with the fact that Natalya Petrovna ordered him to do this!

Scene-commandment for "math"

It turns out very funny sketches about teachers, in which resourceful and cheerful students take part. Such dramatizations are even suitable for school KVN.

Presenter:

- Math teacher! Do not strain students with a humanitarian bias with your assignments - for them, another subject is the queen of all sciences.

Teacher:

- Guys,describe the sinusoid. Petya!

Petya quickly writes something on a piece of paper, bites his pen, scratches his head with it, ruffles his hair with his hand - in general, he demonstrates the process of composing poetry. Then he gets into a picture pose, puts his foot back, stretches his hand forward and howling reads from the sheet:

- Oh sine wave friends

Now I will describe to you here.

She is beautiful beyond words –

But I will give you the full answer.

Like drunkards home cruise

It is winding. Up and down

The curve winds, winds, winds…

Alas, there is no rhyme here…

Changeable sine! From corner

It always depends. Always!

Oh, amplitude! Argument!

Maybe it's the drunk cop

In a hurry? And so it looped

Track? Or forced

His footprints are so confusing

Snowstorm? And it snowed a lot?..

The teacher indignantly interrupts the "poet":

- Well, enough, Petenka, frolic!

Sit down, poet Peter. Unit!

Thumbnail about an English teacher

Teachers really like short dramatizations when adults show their skill and humor, ironically about the resourcefulness of unlucky lazy people. Such funny scenes are played together by the teacher and student, so they are suitable for a school-wide concert.

Teacher:

- Good day, Volodya!

- Good day, Anna Pavlovna, - the student answers with an accent.

- Did you learn the words?

- Conjunction, AnnaPavlovna!

- How do you say "carrot" in English?

- Morktionl!

- And the potatoes?

- Potatofeiling!

- So, Volodya… Wonderful! For replying you get a unitilling! PonyMashingle?

Volodya nods sadly, takes the diary and leaves.

Miniature based on the plot of jokes about Vovochka for girls

Funny sketches about teachers at the last call are played out as memories of the childhood of grown-up graduates. Therefore, you can imagine adult boys and girls as kids - girls with bows and freckles and boys in breeches with harnesses. One of the scenes could be like this.

Teacher:

- Natasha, tell me how earthworms breed?

- Division, Tamara Stepanovna!

- More specifically, Natasha, how are you?

- With a shovel, Tamara Stepanovna!

- Okay, Natasha, God bless them, with worms… Tell me ten animals that live in Africa.

- Four crocodiles and six monkeys!

- That's it, Natasha, my patience is over! Give me your diary, I'll give you a deuce in it!

- But I don’t have it now… Vasilisa borrowed it from me for a while. Today she will scare her parents with them.

Miniatures based on the plot of jokes about Vovochka for a boy

Teacher:

- How much is two times two? Tanechka, answer me!

- Five thousand, Mary-bath!

- Wrong. And what do you think,Petenka?

- I think Tuesday!

- You don't think at all, Petenka. And if you do, it’s not with your brains… Vovochka, maybe you know the right answer?

- Of course, Mary-Ivanna! Two times two equals four!

- Quite right, you're smart, Vovochka! How did you guess?

- So after all, if Tuesday is subtracted from five thousand, then just four will turn out!

The second scene can be built on Vovochka's conversation with her parents. Mom saves her son, what happened at school today. Vovochka proudly replies:

- Mary-Ivanna praised you for your friendship!

- How's that? asks the surprised mother.

- She said so: Well, Vovochka, thank you very much to your parents, they made me very happy! And she also asked everyone to tell if they have siblings. I was the first to answer!

- What did you say?

- Well, he said that I am the only child in the family! And Maria Ivanovna wiped the sweat from her forehead, raised her hands to heaven and joyfully exclaimed: "Glory to you, Lord!"

On how to come up with miniature stories for school holidays

All dramatizations are a reflection of reality. They don't need to be invented at all. It is enough just to carefully observe the children and teachers and write down all the funny cases. No one can compose better than life itself.