Jokes about Ksyusha Sobchak: fresh and not so

2024 Author: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 05:25

When pronouncing the name Ksyusha, a person immediately automatically suggests a continuation: “plush skirt”. But the only Ksyusha in Russia with whom such a skirt is not at all associated is Ksenia Sobchak, a former socialite and host of the Dom-2 reality show, and now a politician and former presidential candidate. It is not clear why people are churning out heaps of not entirely flattering jokes about Ksyusha Sobchak, but this, as they say, is a fait accompli. We're just trying to weed out the funniest ones from this bunch.

What does the horse have to do with it?

Not to say that Xenia is already very ugly face. There are a hundred times worse around. But for some reason it is her beauty that is usually associated with a horse. Some would look at themselves in the mirror, but there too. But one way or another, jokes about Ksyusha Sobchak from the field of “horse” topics are now in use, and therefore we will try to weed out a few not very vulgar, but funny ones.

Appeal to everything presentcommunity: "We strongly demand to stop calling Sobchak a horse!" And the signature: "Horses".

And what, I really like Ksyusha Sobchak… (Signature - "Horse").

Teacher in drawing class:

- Today, guys, we will try to draw a horse for the first time, and Ksyusha will try to move as little as possible…

The first decree of Sobchak as president will be the one according to which engine power in cars will be indicated only in kilowatts.

As a result, the horse came fourth…

Artists Ksenia Sobchak was unanimously recognized as the ideal of medieval romanticism. She perfectly symbolizes both the princess and the horse at the same time.

Ksyusha Sobchak is a high-flying bird and takes part only in such elite shows as “What? Where? When? She did not stop voicing the spinning top anywhere.

- Well, what do you have in "House-2", are there any brides? - asks Ostap Menshikov, to which Ksyusha answered coquettishly:

- Well, to whom the mare is the bride…

Ksyusha and politics

Everyone loves the moment when Ksenia Sobchak pours water from a glass on Zhirinovsky at the debate, replacing Nemtsov in this responsible post. Previously, it was he who rinsed the evil liberal, cooling him down and bringing him to his senses, although he did not really calm down. Here is a video with Nemtsov, although Zhirinovsky himself, apparently, started it first.

But with Ksyusha. And there and there Zhirinovskylightly washed.

Conclusion

We do not think that Ksenia is very offended by such unflattering "propaganda" about herself. Rather, on the contrary. Be that as it may, she is always on the lips. And she hit back at all the evil tongues in the next song.

And, despite the fact that all the jokes about the name Ksyusha come back again and again and focus on her, the former presidential candidate should be grateful to them. Indeed, at a time when some presidential candidates are completely forgotten after the elections, the people always remember Sobchak!