Jokes about Cheburashka and crocodile Gena

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Cartoons about Cheburashka and crocodile Gena have been loved by viewers of all ages for almost half a century. These adaptations of the works of Eduard Uspensky are not of interest to the first generation of children. The main characters, brilliantly voiced by Vasily Livanov and Clara Rumyanova, have been parodied many times by pop artists. There are also many jokes about Cheburashka and Gena. The funniest of them are collected in this article. You will definitely like these jokes about Cheburashka.

Millionaire

Cheburashka found five kopecks and asks Gena: "Is this a little or a lot?" The crocodile decided to play a trick on his friend and says: "Oh!!! Yes, now you're just a rich man!" His friend came to the department store, picked up a lot of different toys, interesting books, various sweets, went to the cashier and took out his five cents.

The cashier looks at him in bewilderment, and he says to him: "What are you wasting time for? Give change!"

The Universal Medicine

Cheburashka fell ill with a sore throat. He has a persistent cough. He says to the crocodile Gene: "Please run to the pharmacy for some medicine!" His friend quickly got ready and went to get some medicine. Half an hour later, the crocodile returned and gave the patient a pill.

He drank, but the taste seemed suspicious to him. He looked at the packaging and said: "Gena, this is Purgen! Why did you buy me a laxative?" His friend replies: "That's right! Now you will be afraid to cough!"

Funny jokes for children about Cheburashka

Cheburashka tied a scarf around his big ears. Gena asks him: "Why did you do it?" He replies: "I heard the weather forecast: they promise strong winds."

Cheburashka asks Gena the crocodile: "Tell me, are the lingonberries red?" His friend replies: "Of course, red." He again asks: "Are there black specks on it?" The crocodile replies: "No, there should not be any spots on it." His companion exclaims, "Oh! I ate a ladybug again!"

Funny arithmetic

Cheburashka happily says to Gene: "Today I received a parcel, there were ten oranges. This means that everyone can eat as many as nine pieces." Gena says: "You're wrong! You can't eat nine oranges each."

Cheburashka replies: "Well, I don't know, I just tried it, it worked out for me."

Bosom friends

The funniest jokes about Cheburashka are not always childish, like the following one.

Gena says to her friend: "Cheburashka, help me out! My head is splitting from a hangover. Bring me some beer, please!" And he answers him: “Yeah! Like a hangover, so“Help me out”, but as we sit at the table, so“Ass with big ears, run for vodka!”

Carlson and Cheburashka are sitting on the roof of a twelve-story building. Carlson stood up and said: "Let's fly to the baby!" Cheburashka answers him: "Wait a minute! My ears haven't rested from the previous flight yet!"

Only without familiarities

And here is one of the oldest jokes about the protagonist of this collection. Cheburashka and crocodile Gena are driving. The car is driven by the last one. Cheburashka at one point climbed onto the steering wheel. The crocodile tells him: "Get off the wheel!". And Cheburashka replies: "I'm not crazy, I'm Cheburashka!"

- Gene, Gene! The doctors said plastic surgery could shrink my huge ears!

- That's always you, Cheburashka! Just take care of yourself! What do you think I'm going to blow my nose into?!

Forbidden strikes

Jokes about Cheburashka sometimes, besides himself and the crocodile Gena, also tell about other fairy-tale characters.

Cheburashka and Kolobok meet in the boxing ring. The first one beforethe beginning of the round puts a condition: "Just don't you dare hit me in the ears!"

Kolobok replies: "I agree, but only if you don't hit my head."

Great barber

Cheburashka says to her friend Gene: "I don't feel like spending money on a hairdresser! Cut me, please, you yourself!". Gena agreed, took the scissors, and after a few minutes asked: "Cheburashka, do you need your ears?" His comrade shook his head affirmatively: "Yes, of course we need it!" Gena says: "Well, then hold them," and holds out his body parts to a friend.

Here are some more jokes for children about Cheburashka. These jokes may seem funny not only to the smallest readers, but also to their parents.

Strange question

Gena says angrily: "Do you ever listen to what I tell you?" Cheburashka replies: "What do you think? With ears like that!"

Crocodile Gena comes to the pet store and says to the seller: "Please give me half a kilogram of dog food, two hundred grams of cat food, one hundred grams of fish food, and two hundred and fifty grams of food for hamsters." The seller admiringly says: "Oh! How many pets you have!" Gena replies: "No, I have only one, but I still don't understand what species it belongs to."

Offenders

Gena and Cheburashka are crossing the road in the wrong place. Mercedes is slowing downright in front of them. Skin-headed men in crimson jackets run out of it. Crocodile Gena got scared, and Cheburashka says: "Don't be afraid! They're from a completely different joke!"

Gena the crocodile is sitting with Cheburashka at the police station. The crocodile says: "Don't be afraid, they don't beat you here!" A giraffe is being led out of the door. Cheburashka excitedly shouts: "Gena, you said that they don't beat you here! And look how they mocked the poor horse!"

Cheburashka and Gena went to rob a shoe store. Cheburashka asks: "Gena, should I take Nike sneakers?" The crocodile replies: "Of course, take it!" Cheburashka again asks: "And take men's patent leather shoes?" Gena replies: "Of course, take it!" Cheburashka again asks the question: "Do we need old worn boots?" Gena: "Take it, take it!" Cheburashka says: "But they are garbage!" Gena replies: "Well, then throw it away and take the boots." Cheburashka: "I can't do it because he's holding my ears."